Ask Ken, 05/06/2004
Today’s Ask Ken is written by special guest star Ben Farkas, er, we mean Geordie Tait. Uh, wait, that’s not it either… It’s written by somebody who is not Ken Krouner, okay?
Yo dudes, kart? This is your pal Ben Farkas. Kartin Ken thought it would be a savage gassy ting if I filled in for him for today, so I… Okay, fine…
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