Following the Herd
John F. Rizzo, at his ridiculous best. Dwelling on the professed shortcomings of the game is one of the most beloved indoor spectator sports, and one in which I often played the supporting role of Joiner Adept. You may offer a laundry list, but I’ll ignore them and get cozy with Snuggle Bear since he’s so damn cute and makes everything clean and soft, like a fresh blanket of snow that lets you skip work or school and play with those silly cards all day.
Hide behind your glasses When it comes to Magic, I’m shiny happy people. Take that with grains and salt your own damn wounds because I’m looking…
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