Food For Thought: U/R Ninjas

“Single Blue Ninja seeks aggressive, no-nonsense partner, not afraid of challenges, obstacles, or getting their clothes dirty. Economy is prized, and heading home so that I can swing is always appreciated. Reciprocal swinging is encouraged. Contact attached.”

Ninja of the Deep Hours is a sad little ninja. He’s been Standard-legal now for about a year, and he’s going to hang around for about nine more…

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