From Right Field: How To Be An Elvish Impersonator
ELVISH CHAMPION: Okay, settle down. Let’s get down to business. I’d like to welcome you to the 23rd meeting of the Elvish Convocation Interdimensional. I’d like to say 23rd”annual” meeting – but as we all know, Odyssey block was a bad one for elves. So we haven’t met in over a year. Luckily, Wizards took our petition to heart and has added to our ranks in Onslaught. Which brings us to our first order of business: It seems that Jason Jablonski is all hyped about all of the Elves in Onslaught.
[AUTHOR’S NOTE: I want to apologize right off the bat for the preceding and any following bad Elvis puns. Unfortunately, according to Wizards and…
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