Now THAT’S Job Satisfaction!

Much like P.T. Barnum faking his own death in order to see what people would say about him, it turns out that a fake resignation brings the nicest people out of the woodwork to tell me how great I am. It was great, and I have now vowed that I ever get the chance to engineer my own demise, I’m takin’ it. For those who didn’t get the joke, though, April Fools .

So my little prank yesterday birthed a host of twins. All morning long, I got emails that looked like this: “So long, Ferrett! You’ve done a good…

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