pWN3D: Recollections of Spectacular Defeats in Multiplayer Magic
As a consequence of losing… a lot, I have accumulated far more tales involving the “agony of defeat” than those concerning the glory of victory. In fact, sometimes I get so wrapped up in the feelings of anguish and impending doom while losing a match that I just can’t separate fact or fiction into two neat little piles. The blows to my psyche actually feel like physical blows to the head. Defeat on Dominaria is almost a palpable death. Losing a game hits me harder than losing my job (hah!), my wife (done!), or my beer (Nooooooo!) — in that order. Guaranteed to make you crack a smile or two or your money back, even for you non-Multiplayer-article-reading-persons!
Screw the weak,”attention grabbing” introductory paragraph tripe. Let’s get right to the meat and potatoes: I lose a lot. And that’s worth…
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