Suck Netdecks For Kids

I need you to lie to small children to save the Magic community from eternal humiliation. But heck, they’re only kids, anyway – they’re USED to being lied to!

You know how it goes. You’re at a tournament, playing against some tiny kid who is so young that he is still dripping with amniotic fluid. The kid…

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