The Guy That Invented Regionals Needs To Be Beaten Up: Part 1

And Rizzo might need a sock in the gut, too, after writing a FORTY-PAGE TOURNAMENT REPORT! With pictures. Strategy. And the usual Rizzian touch.

Yes, he does, very much so. Drilled in the dome. Kicked in the ‘nads. Repeatedly. Many times in a row. “Kick ‘im in the grill, Pete.”<br>…

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