The Nick Martiniuk Maneuver

Just what is the “Nick Martiniuk Maneuver” ? I’ll explain. Nick, a colorful personality and awful at the best of times, broke new ground in putrescent play when he managed to lose a match at a Prerelease by forgetting to draw nine cards with Arcanis while the game was stalemated. It was like this. Opponent:”Go.” Nick (untaps…pauses….looks up at the ceiling) “FUUUUUU^%*&^K!”

So I haven’t written in a while. You probably know why – you people are, if nothing else, a smart and intuitive bunch. Despite the solemn…

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