The Secrets of Ravnica: Revealed!
It’s rare that we get an article this amusing, particularly by a submissionist. Therefore I demand that you read it right now, oh ye few readers who know enough to scroll all the way down the page to the Humor section. We’ll even form our own club and have T-Shirts that say something catchy like “I scrolled all the way down StarCityGames.com and all I got was this lousy humor article.” Anyway, enough rambling. I promise the article inside is much funnier.
Welcome to a globe-spanning metropolis as dangerous as it is exotic, where gleaming skyscrapers tower above a fetid, rotting undercity, where people…
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