White Weenie: The Breakdown
Unfortunately, this one missed the deadline for pre-States, but Dave still takes a look at White Weenie. Y’all know how it did by now.
It has been said, to a fair degree of accuracy, that the only things that would survive a nuclear holocaust would be cockroaches and white weenie…
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