Why I Pierced My Nipple

In which The Ferrett discovers that he is a broke, balding loser and attempts to regain his youth by paying a cyborg to plunge a spike through a delicate nerve cluster in his chest.

Now, I’ve had my embarrassing moments in the past, I’ll admit. One time I was walking along the street with my girlfriend and I saw a hot babe…

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