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| 2026-03-16 | REPORT: MOHELA to Allow Magic Players to Take Out Student Loans for Strixhaven CardsLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-07-02 | Gamer Shocked at Lack of Value in “Crazy Ed’s Mixed-Up Box of ‘Magic’ Cards” Bought on AmazonLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-02-18 | Player Dressed as Their Commander Swears Their Deck Is CasualLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2026-02-11 | Report: MTG: Arena’s Sparky Controlled By Unpaid Wizard’s InternLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-07-25 | Upcoming Diablo-Themed Secret Lair Reprints Old Cards At Worse Power LevelLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-07-02 | Magic Pro Angers Fans by Keeping Foil Tarmogoyf Token in MH3 DraftLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2023-10-25 | Martin Scorsese Claims Marvel Cards Will Ruin MagicLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-11-28 | Elon Musk Gets His Mom to Ask Wizards to Unban Jeweled LotusLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-12-03 | President Biden Pardons Dockside ExtortionistLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2023-09-12 | Elon Musk Insists He Created Commander Deck that is Clearly a PreconLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2024-12-09 | UnitedHealthcare CEO Mourned By Colleagues in The Orzhov SyndicateLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-07-22 | Democratic Leader Asks to Swap Out Commander Halfway Through GameLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2026-02-27 | Report: 82% of Grandmas Excited to See “That Card Game You Used To Play” on Olympic CoverageLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-11-11 | Democrats Blame Election Results on MTG: Arena Card ShufflerLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2023-11-13 | Marvel Snap Announces Set of Magic: The Gathering-Themed CardsLive | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-05-27 | Wizards and Pringles Team Up For Special Edition Foil Card Storage ContainerLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2023-11-20 | Snoop Dogg Retires His Favorite Mono-Green Commander DeckLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2025-06-24 | Wizards and Subway to Collaborate on Footlong CardsLive | Commander's Herald |
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| 2025-09-12 | Fleem Replacing Spider-Man in All Hasbro Digital GamesLive | Commander's Herald |
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