| 2023-08-11 | EDHREC’s Tergrid Page Recommends Players Call Their Grandparents Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2026-05-27 | Wizards Reminds Employees Instead Of Union Dues They Could Pay For Slightly Nicer Spot In Secret Lair Line Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-06-14 | Pro-Life Protesters Swarm Pauper Tournament After Card is Banned Before Release Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-04-30 | Sarkhan Dangerously Close to Buying Dragon Bathwater Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-09-01 | Doctors Inform Terminally Ill Magic Player He’ll Only Live Through 178 More Spoiler Seasons Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-07-25 | Disillusioned Magic Designer Staples Crucible of Worlds To Next Green Creature On Assembly Line Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-08-20 | Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2026-01-30 | Untapped Mountain Only Justification ICE Agent Needs Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-05-17 | “Every Mechanic is Kicker” Says Man Whose Every Opinion is Unoriginal Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-11-12 | Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-05-24 | Magic: The Gathering Sidesteps Controversy By Depicting Assassin’s Creed Characters With No Skin Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-07-19 | Fish Being Gifted to Other Animals Pretty Sure This Equates to Human Trafficking Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2026-01-20 | 500 Lucky Lowryn Eclipsed Prerelease Attendants Unbox Serialized, Suffering Turtles Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-08-18 | Nerdy Lesbian Shocked To See Entire Tinder Profile On CBS Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-09-15 | Wizards of the Coast Announce Magic Arena Is Going To Use Unity “Even Harder” Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2026-05-08 | Depressing D&D Campaign Begins With Characters Meeting In Church Basement Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-10-06 | IHOP Banned In All Formats By FDA – October 6, 2023 Banned and Restricted Announcement Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-04-26 | Chess League Hires Magic: The Gathering Buttcrack Guy To Detect Cheaters Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-07-11 | Thank God: Opponent Is Playing Omnath, Not Omnath, Omnath, Omnath or Omnath Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-09-22 | Magic: The Gathering Anime Character Injures Arm Using Big Ass Duel Disk Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-06-30 | Eight Year Old Pulls Serialized One Ring, Trades It For Big Ass Dinosaur Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-11-18 | Skeleton Token Looks a Lot Like Artist’s Missing Wife Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-08-25 | Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-01-19 | Car Stolen From Box of Magic Cards Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-10-20 | Opinion: Commander Was Better Before They Printed Cards Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-10-27 | Universes Beyond: Watchmen to Feature Extended Art of Your Parents Having Sex Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-04-28 | Dockside Extortionist Denied Parole Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-07-26 | Cardboard Olympic Beds Made Out of Magic Singles To Prevent Arousal Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-09-29 | LGS’s Commander Banlist Adds Sol Ring, Dockside Extortionist, Kevin Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-11-03 | Realistic Human Themed Deck Has No Interaction Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2024-01-12 | Wizards of the Coast Spokesman Insists Art Wasn’t Generated By AI While Oil Pours From His Eyes Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-10-15 | Immersive TMNT Prerelease Smells Like A Sewer Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-05-16 | Creature Used To Convoke Final Fantasy Clever Concealment Questioning Everything Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-09-15 | TCGPlayer Execs Panic After AIs Unionize Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-12-01 | Youth Pastor Knows a Super Cool Legendary Creature You Should Build Around Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2025-10-03 | Mark Rosewater Blinks “HELP ME” In Morse Code During MagicCon Preview Panel Live | Commander's Herald |
| 2023-10-13 | cEDH Commander Just a Bunch of Tutors in a Trenchcoat Live | Commander's Herald |