| 2026-02-20 | LGS Rules Allow Eating of Opponents’ Cards If They Misgender YouLive | June Bark |
| 2025-01-13 | Wizards of the Coast to “Test” Alternate Secret Lair DistributionLive | Nick Wolf |
| 2026-03-05 | David Ellison Promises to Return Warner Bros. to Its Original 1923 ValuesLive | Jacob VanGundy |
| 2024-07-07 | Revolutionary War Resumes After Discovery of King George III’s Platinum AngelLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2024-11-25 | Wizards of the Coast Threatens to Release Universes Beyond: Skibidi Toilet if Demands Aren’t MetLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-11-21 | Innistrad Remastered: A First Look At Spooky New ReprintsLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2023-08-18 | Magic Designer Whose Parents Were Killed by Giant Pigeon Won’t Stop Making Plummet EffectsLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2025-06-02 | MtG Player Wishes He Had Taken Up a Less Expensive Hobby Like SmokingLive | Jeff Girten |
| 2024-12-01 | Secret Lair: 20 Ways To Win Releases December 2ndLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2025-11-17 | Democrat Congressman Puts All Cards In One Pile For Opponent’s Fact or FictionLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2023-12-12 | Hasbro Lays Off 1.1k Employees, Will Close Rhode Island FacilityLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2026-07-18 | Chicago South Side Natives, Liberals Conflicted About Obama’s Newly Erected Phyrexian TowerLive | Kia Bohannon |
| 2025-07-07 | Heat Wave Across The Country Releases Thousands of Marit Lage TokensLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-03-18 | Fans Concerned U.B. Final Fantasy Won’t Come with Dozens of Glitches for Authentic Gameplay ExperienceLive | Jeff Girten |
| 2024-11-18 | Coolest Motherf@#&er On The Planet Owns Multiple Serialized #69 Magic CardsLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-07-08 | Local Man Sacrifices Nontoken Family Member to Pay Alternate Cost for RentLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-05-15 | Dockside Chef Banned Due to Clerical ErrorLive | Jeff Girten |
| 2025-01-13 | Trump Repeatedly Grabbed Opponents’ Lands During Recent Magic: The Gathering GameLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-06-19 | “Traditional” Parents Raising Children To Play Magic With AnteLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-04-20 | Experiment Teaching Dog Magic: The Gathering Immediately Canned After He Plays Lands In FrontLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2023-08-30 | Local Player Swears He had a Copy of That Card Just Give Him a MinuteLive | Mike Carrozza |
| 2026-07-15 | Announcing Herald Commander! A New Format With a Ban List Determined By Thorough Review of Our Online StoreLive | Joe DeNoon |
| 2024-09-20 | Netflix Magic TV Show Confirmed Back In ProductionLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-12-09 | Secret Lair Chaos Vault Releases “The Fairest Drop Of All”Live | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-05-06 | Report: Pod of 3 Looking for Any Other Player Than YouLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-01-05 | Leyline Drawn After Opening Hand Perfect Metaphor For My Relationship With My ParentsLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2025-02-15 | WotC Announces 2Aether 2Drift and Aetherdrift: Kamigawa Drift for 2026Live | Roman Milan |
| 2026-03-10 | Report: eBay Asks GameStop if TCGPlayer Can Be Exchanged for Store CreditLive | K. Wilder Newyear |
| 2024-06-10 | Theseus Claims His Commander Deck is Definitely Still a PreconLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-02-05 | Mom Tells Child To Pause Spelltable GameLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-06-18 | MtG Player Relieved Everyone Also Hates KingmakingLive | Jeff Girten |
| 2025-09-29 | Magic Player Who Can’t Afford MagicCon Trip Just Organizes His LandsLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-07-09 | Department of Justice Claims There Is No Reserved ListLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-05-31 | Mean Girl In Commander Pod Loves How You Just Play AnythingLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2026-02-09 | Every Version of Oko Ranked by How Quickly I’d Let Him Elk MeLive | Jacob VanGundy |
| 2024-04-01 | Disgraced Magic: The Gathering Artists Assemble Crew to Steal Mona LisaLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2025-06-13 | ICE Agent Refuses To Reveal Their Commander Before GameLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-11-18 | Secret Lair Deck “20 Ways To Win” Teased By Wizards Of The CoastLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-09-23 | Report: Amount of Microplastics in Average Human Equal to One Dragon Shield SleeveLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-07-22 | Fans Unsure How To Feel About Reality Fracture Spoiler Card “Invoke Tolerance”Live | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2025-06-20 | WotC Delays Edge of Eternities, Swears it’ll be Twice as Good LaterLive | Jeff Girten |
| 2024-08-12 | Dungeons & Dragons: An Exhibition Of Adventure RevealedLive | Josh Nelson |
| 2024-05-03 | New Australian Law Forces Magic Packs to Show Realistic Photos of Crappy Singles InsideLive | Naomi Krause |
| 2023-09-18 | Report: Rep. McCarthy to Impeach President Over Hunter Biden’s Use of Limited ResourcesLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-05-21 | Wizards Takes Cue From Nintendo And Announces “Innistrad Re-Remastered”Live | Kia Bohannon |
| 2024-09-03 | Duskmourn Story Audio Played Backwards Reveals Great Mono Black Modern DecklistLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2024-02-12 | Parents Announce Divorce By Spoiling Mom//Dad Split CardLive | Jon Ruggiero |
| 2026-02-24 | Macaulay Culkin’s Weird Career Resurgence Continues As He’s Announced To Be The New Silverquill HeadmasterLive | Kia Bohannon |
| 2026-06-16 | Guy Borrowing Your Deck Orders Wettest Sandwich EverLive | Val |
| 2024-11-22 | Everyone That Bought Same Secret Lair As You Got Better Bonus CardLive | Jon Ruggiero |